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Well, we’ve got Venom chasing possibly the first appearance of the Violator to try and steal his beer! Speculation public service announcement: this already costs more than Spawn 4, so not going to see much of a bump if this is indeed the prototype for John Leguizamo. So we finally get this party started in NYC to the tune of the title “DEAD MEAT”! Too easy. And let’s be real here, these soupy bastards clearly bit the Garbage Pail Kids. All the kids get 2 innings in left field, even the kid in a slicker and moon boots when everyone else is dressed appropriately to the sport they’re playing. See, back in 1989 they had to slip in the picture of the “special” kid so that everyone could point and laugh! Not like today where everybody gets playing time. All of them except for this one asshole, he’s just standing there in his rain coat and galoshes. So on the inside cover, this dumb ass ad has some SUPER CHALLENGING puzzles and mazes! Do you see this shit? Trying to get kids to draw on this collector’s item! Mazes and puzzles!Īnd just look at #2! Who exactly did they think was reading this? They have pictures of babies and they are weightlifting and doing gymnastics! Then they ask, “Are you a playful kid? One of them doesn’t belong with the group.” Yeah, we get it Campbells. Which is more often than you might think.
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Sorry, that’s what I say when Campbell’s soup irritates me. Scrappin’ in the scrap! Let’s open her up!į’ing Donovan McNabb’s mother. Debris from the scrap they are in, so that word fits.
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It tells us right on the cover, “VENOM IS BACK!” Beast Mode time! Don’t sue me Marshawn! I would’ve given you the rock with the bowl on the line I swear! Venom’s bloody fingers drip as if he’s ripped out Spidey’s heart! And look at the stunning pink laser light show going on in the background a midst all that broken wood! Is that what that is BTW? Wood? Green metal? Call it scrap. That’s why this crazy fool has mofo’s shelling out a grand for #300, his 2nd appearance. Constantly f’ing with Spidey and his kin. Always up to all kinds of murderous shit. McFarlane, the divine creator of the diabolical, agrochemcial, antitheoretical, bacteriological, biotical, cyclical, fantastical, futurological, hyperbolical, magistratical, parastical, pathological, sodomitical, toxical, zoological, SAVAGELY AWESOME SYMBIOTE. Clearly the national treasure here is Venom right? At least when he’s played by Eddie Brock. Two guys that aren’t too shabby themselves. There is a national treasure that graces the cover Venom! And he is in a book with THE Amazing Spider-Man, and drawn by Todd McFarlane. doesn’t even freaking have one! Christ, now I need one.Īnyhoo, let me finally try to dive in here. The cheapest one on eBay is $400! I bet Ben C. And besides that, it’s not even the first Turok.
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A dude fighting ROBOTS and a dude hunting DINOSAURS, simultaneously. I spent THE ENTIRE THING on MAGNUS ROBOT FIGHTER 12. I got a $40 gift certificate to the place from my fam for my birthday. (*) If you noticed the asterisk, it’s because I did have the money, once. I would never tell the young me to put a Wizard back. They’re actually going to be cheaper in 20 years, not worth more!” Naw, I’m fibbing. Of course you couldn’t tell me anything back then (or now), and my 36 year old self would have yelled at me “Hey don’t buy a Wizard, put back the Namor 1, and you don’t need 2 copies of the entire poly-bagged X-Tinction agenda crossover so that you can read 1 and keep the other! Occasionally I could get one, but never a Venom cover like 316. I drooled over that shit each time I went in, hoping there would be a few new copies in there cheaper than the last visit. The back bin of COMICS+ had a lot of the McFarlane run, but as an 8th grader they were beyond my budget (*). I remember in the early 90s hitting the lone comic shop with back issues in Victorville, CA, after my parents had thanklessly moved me to the middle of nowhere. The scrutinous hammer of the RIDICULOSO is going to take an examination of the Amazing Spider-Man 316! All the way from June of 1989. I review the old stuff, because it’s still awesome! Please know that my jokes are out of passion, and may not even be funny! Fa Fa Fa! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day and Welcome to COMICOOOOOO RIDICULOSOOOOOOOOOO!!